oN A cERtaiN CAP'n ObvIOus...

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

--
Former French President Charles de Gaulle.

oN TruTH...

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
 
--
Mark Twain

oN FeedING...

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

-
Buddy Hackett

...oN ClaRIty

Be obscure clearly.
 
-
E. B. White

...oN HealTH

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
 
-
Mark Twain

oN wIveS...

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.


--
Oscar Wilde

oN MarrIAge...

My advice to you is get married. 
If you find a good wife you'll be happy;  
if not, you'll become a philosopher.